Everyone gets a rufie and a pair of Sock’em Boppers. 

Last man standing wins.

Im so ready for this weekend to be over. Im over everything.

Sideways.

I fucking hate the world. Goodnight.

Thou art mine savior. Three tests in 2 days, and 8 straight days of work- 5 of which are solo shifts. Blessed lord of caffeine and nicotine, don’t fail me now…

So I go to my bathroom yesterday, and the door was locked and the shower was running. This confused me a little, because everyone that lives in my house was downstairs. So I ask my brother who is in the shower, and he informed me that it was his girlfriend. They had just gone running and she needed to shower, so she was using my bathroom. He also added that I should clean my bathroom for the next time she uses it. My bathroom isnt even dirty.

First, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Shit pisses me off so damn bad. You have no right to tell me what to do to make your girlfriend more at home. Its MY fucking bathroom. 

So, while they were on their little “couples run” tonight, I poured soap all over the floor of my shower. Have fun picking yourself up off of the tile bitch.

In other news, getting my tonsils out tomorrow. Fucking great. Cant even guess how excited I am. I guess that I will be living on ice cream and pudding for the next 2 weeks. Too bad im not still in third grade and drastically overweight. I would have loved that then.

More thoughts, I have been listening to Tuesdays with Morrie. It is really a great book. If you havnt read it, I would recommend it. 

What else…. King of the Hill is amazing. So is Swamp People. This is the reason I have accomplished nothing over the past few days. Damn you Netflix. However, I think it will be nice to watch random shit while taking vicodin for the next few days/weeks/however long it takes for me to crush through all of my drugs.

So, my apologies for the rant. Hope you find some humor in it. Cause i hope the bitch falls.

That is all.